Recommended URLs (a parody)
When you gotahoe don’t forget whorepresents! It’s a great website, in fact it’s so good you may want to try it before cummingfirst.
When you’re looking for someone special, I also recommend therapistfinder. Some would suggest penisland, which I suppose is a nice place if you like that sort of thing.
Well, that’s it for today – I’m off to the speedofart.